Captain Octopussy's Tentacle Grease

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Captain Octopussy’s Tentacle Grease

All-Purpose Lubricant

For knots that won’t budge, hinges that squeak, and situations that just won’t slide right, this artisanal, ocean-grade grease delivers smooth sailing every time.

Made with a secret blend of sea salts, scandal, and vaguely organic compounds, it's equally suited to shipwork, shore leave, and questionable personal projects.

From the rigging to the rudder — trust the Captain.

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